andrew, craigs high school person is here.
we all went to breakfast this morning.
craig: so laur this is andrew, andrew, laura...
laura: why in gods name are you here so early?
andrew: well see my parents had to go to work so they kind of dropped me off on the way
laura: on the way to work? where do they work? you live two hours away..
andrew: yeah well...
laura: so do you like it here?
andrew: well ive been here for ten minutes...
cassey *walks over and sits down with her breakfast*
laura: hey cassey, when is your college kid coming?
cassey: oh at 6 tonight
laura: oh like a normal person. i see.
cassey: yeah wer going to hook her up with craigs high school guy
laura: cassey, this is andrew, craigs high school guy
cassey: oh my god. this is so embarrassing. why in the world are you here this early?
andrew: well you see.. um.. my parents..
cassey: so do you like it here?
andrew: well... its kind of wet... ive only been here for..
*josh sits down*
josh: you guys will never guess what i got on the way to the caf this morning?!!!
craig: a gideon bible?
josh: HOW DID YOU GUESS THAT?
craig: they were standing right outside the door josh...
Josh: And Jesus being full of the Holy Ghost returned from Jordan, and was led by the Spirit into the wilderness...
craig: please don't.
laura: so andrew, as an official student ambassador i feel the need to inform you about our little school
cassey: i can't believe hes here so early
steffano: dude if you start making fun of God, i am gonna be so angry
josh: im not im not...Being forty days tempted of the devil. And in those days he did eat nothing: and when they were ended, he afterward hungered.
laura: so basically we are in the middle of nowhere. there is very little to do. VERY LITTLE.
andrew: oh i know.
laura: we have no town at all.
andrew: nothing?
josh: And the devil said unto him, If thou be the Son of God, command this stone that it be made bread.
cassey: dude how are you eating that oatmeal? its gross.
josh: yo.. oatmeal is GOOD for you. it improves your blood flow and stuff.
steffano: really?
laura: hes making it up...oh andrew, we do have alot of diversity.
craig: pshhh....
laura: craig we ate breakfast with a guy from Ethiopia the other day
craig: hes just black
laura: he was from ETHIOPIA
josh: And Jesus answered him, saying, It is written, That man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word of God.
craig: i dont count that as a minority
laura: ETHIOPIA Craig. so do you want to go windsurfing later andrew?
andrew: i dont think ill be very good at it...
josh: And the devil, taking him up into an high mountain, shewed unto him all the kingdoms of the world in a moment of time.
laura: its okay, Craigs not either.
craig: pshhh. look what im drinking laur... MILK.
laura: thats great craig. that will really help your stuffy nose. gross.
steffano: yo who is that kid?
laura: thats andrew... hes a high school kid with craig
steffano: he looks older.
cassey: tell me about it.
steffano: does he like it here?
andrew: ive...
laura: he just got here.
josh: and this is the word of God...
cassey: to the people of God.
andrew: I WENT TO A BLACK CHURCH ONCE
steffano: sick
laura: yo andrew, i can take you to my class today if you want... its going to be alot more fun than craigs classes
craig: thats probably true
laura: art major. wer cutting out pictures from a magazine and pasting them into our sketch books
maddy *walks by*: oh laur i have the magazines for class today!
andrew: oh good. i'll come with you.
craig: i have a german exam.
josh: craig how much did you study for german today?
craig: umm...
laura: not at all. he didn't study at all.
josh: my kinda guy.
cassey: shut up and eat your oatmeal
steffano: get your flow on man, get your blood flow on.
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