all in all i would have to say that Hattera's was probably the most fun way i could have spent my fall break. most fun? is that grammatically correct? whatever.
there were alot of laughs this weekend but to sum it all up i'll try and remember some of my favorites.
justin: its really hard to water start on the big boards.
laura: oh! is it easier on the smaller boards?
justin: no.
laura: oh. well thanks justin.
marty: "pizza, get some"... "we have good food here"
martin: what?
marty: thats what those signs said.
martin: this part of the world is just full of great sayings
justin: oh a hitch hiker
marty: i'm only driving a short way down the road, or i'd pick him up
justing: *moves index finger and thumb closer together* thats the sign for "only going a short way... however thats also the sign for "you have a small penis"
marty: oh well i guess its situational, you have to use context clues. otherwise the hitch hiker might think your insulting him.
while watching The Broken Arrow on VHS
nutt: why does the girl have to take her shirt off before jumping off the truck? i dont understand. it doesn't make any sense.
john: that sign on the side of the road says "55 means 55" what else would it mean? thats ridiculous.
martin: those wind boards from the 80's are pretty much rocks. i don't even know how they used them..
marty: hey you ever hear about the wooden car?
martin: no.
marty: it wooden-t go. ... sorry its one of the two jokes i know, i try to use it as often as possible
laura: did that sign on the side of the road just say "hookers"?
john: did you want me to pull over laur?
"You might have heard I run with a dangerous crowd
We ain't too pretty we ain't too proud
We might be laughing a bit too loud
aw But that never hurt no one"
We ain't too pretty we ain't too proud
We might be laughing a bit too loud
aw But that never hurt no one"
-billy joel
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